Sm, tell me what is irony

me: hi i'd like to order sweet and sour chicken, some beef frie-
chinese restaurant: do u want egg roll
me: i didn't even finish my order
chinese restaurant: *to the chef* Zhīfáng měiguó xīwàng dàn juǎn
me: what


exo: ate doritos and ice cream at a park
fandom: holy shit they ate it at exactly 1:03 pm if you add that up that's 4, multiply it by 3 you get 12 = ot12 and omfg doritos are triangle and ice cream cones are also triangle. satan's number is 3 and triangle has 3 points you know what that means exo is satan's child holy fuck we figured it out guys

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

when boys smile, i die

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